Resignation Letter
You get a call that you need to go clean out Aunt Martha's storage garage because she died. And, you are told to bring a trailer.
Sounds like a pain in the rear but out of respect for your Aunt Martha, you comply.
Later you send the following letter to your boss:
Dear Boss:
I'm resigning effective immediately!
The reason for my resignation is that I cleaned my aunt's garage this morning before coming to work, and realized
I don't feel like working anymore.
See for yourself...